Suave, Dulce, Se Va La Vida Mía

thedailywhat:

Saying What We’re All Thinking of the Day: Sarah Burge, who is in the Guinness Book of World Records for undergoing the most plastic surgeries, appeared this week on Anderson Cooper’s show, where the “Human Barbie” told the host about how she was getting her daughter on the same process and encouraging her to pole dance.

Finally, Cooper had had enough, and he gave her the boot:

I honestly have nothing more to talk to you about… I gotta be honest, I gotta just stop. I’m sorry. I try to be really polite to all my guests, but I just think you’re dreadful and I honestly don’t want to talk to you anymore.

Cooper later admitted: “I regret having her on in the first place, and I regret that that’s how things ended.”

[towleroad]

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wardenmpreg:

I walk into class and every computer is playing Call Me Maybe in sync.

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Rebecca Black has been dethroned

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igurgyou:

name ten things that aren’t skrillex

minmo:

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

epochayur:

popcrimes:

Oh god…Super Mario Bros 2 FROM HELL!!!!

ow fuck my stomach hurts from laughing I am crying a little

jesus chirst

lmFAO

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stale-brain-cake:

kendraw:

r-ochoa:

coelasquid:

mayeko:

Stop wasting your energy chugging haterade for months on end and realize that just maybe IT’S NOT FOR YOU.

What a wonderful person.

Oh shit, wait, is this Ktshy’s brother? THE WHOLE FAMILY IS WONDERFUL PEOPLE.

Ahahaha this is fantastic.

Okay this is the best video. I approve.

I feel like I…. Learned something…..

grapejews:

i hate this song alot

same

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queenston:

boltong:

melon-lord:

kurobon:

lostindublation:

4Kids using clips from various Anime they licence/Dub to sing the American National Anthem.

JESUS CHRIST

THE LAST BIT LOOKS LIKE A SHITTY GIF IM CRYING

there are actually no words for the mixture of entertainment and offense i’m feeling

i can’t believe this ever happened

but there it fucking is

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catbountry:

carouselcarouser:

aintasuperhero:

ALWAYS FUCKING GETS ME

my mother tried to talk to me after I watched it but after about a minute she gave up

One of my favorite things on the internet ever.

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nicoception:

charredasperity:

Amazing Spiderman 2012

i want to do this for the talent show

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surfdog2000:

adriofthedead:

gonna go take care of some shit

ollies out

what th

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mortson:

mortson:

what i do when nobody is home

why

does this have so……..many……….notes………….

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ocellite:

princekarkat:

heysawbones:

No wonder these cakes cost hundreds of dollars.

i fucking lost it at the water beads

I AM AROUSED, AWED AND HUNGRY, ALL AT THE SAME TIME

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