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wardenmpreg:

I walk into class and every computer is playing Call Me Maybe in sync.

(via nightmareloki)

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inspiredbreathing:

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corncobs:

groovychainsaws:

“So Tenzin, would you say that you and Chief Bei-Fong had a…

ROCKY RELATIONSHIP?”

“Well it definitely wasn’t a….

BREEZE”

“Y’know, I’m surprised Tenzin couldn’t handle me. They say I’ve got…

NERVES OF STEEL.”

“Well, I’d say you two have practically hit..

ROCK BOTTOM.”

“My daughter and Tenzin, together? I sure didn’t…

SEE THAT ONE COMING.”

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princeichi:

gosh thor followed me into the bathroom

and the whole time i was trying to concentrate, he just sat there in the bathtub, very loudly licking his butt.

oh my god I forgot that your cat is named thor so I actually thought you meant like god of thunder thor and holy shit the mental images

Fuck

I was thinking the same as that second comment

I literally burst out laughing at this.

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spaghettidog
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So I was just minding my own business today, trying to play some minecraft in my student union when I notice this dude on the couch next to me starts dry-humping the couch.But then I see an arm come out from under him.

I mean, shit got heavy pretty fast, I heard a belt unbuckled, zippers unzipping, and I’m just sitting there like “WTF DO I DO?”

So I decided to be creepy about it. Threw that note at them when I left.

The note picture got messed up because my phone sucks, but I gave them each a dollar.

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

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