Suave, Dulce, Se Va La Vida Mía

Those who are good at something always want to be great.

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rottenweiler: i know that the bicycle thing is probably being used as a euphemism for “he sleeps with a lot of people” but all i could imagine at first was going on a date with a really attractive, intelligent man, and you get super attached to him but then one day when you finally go back to his house after dinner you unzip his pants or unbutton his shirt and suddenly all of his clothes fall off and he’s a bike. literally a bike. he clatters to the ground with a cling and a clang and you stand there in the living room, staring at a bike on the ground, and you think, why does this always happen to me

rottenweiler:

i know that the bicycle thing is probably being used as a euphemism for “he sleeps with a lot of people” but all i could imagine at first was going on a date with a really attractive, intelligent man, and you get super attached to him but then one day when you finally go back to his house after dinner you unzip his pants or unbutton his shirt and suddenly all of his clothes fall off and he’s a bike. literally a bike. he clatters to the ground with a cling and a clang and you stand there in the living room, staring at a bike on the ground, and you think, why does this always happen to me

(Source: puppyrude, via riddlemethatass)

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    alea iacta est! :)
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    Similar train of thought here, as well as the whole ‘infested with ants’ meaning he literally has a hive of ants living...
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    Hey, might summon the devil at home, but at least I’m not handsome.
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    I don’t think this chart aptly describes getting to know me at all! … 8D!
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    Why can’t you love me for the way I am!
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    Hey, might summon the devil at home, but at least I’m not a bicycle.
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    Yep I’m in the illuminati:)
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    I didn’t know it was a euphemism… I do like this idea here thought ^

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